life.c

[Andrew Molitor]

/* Listing of file /god/creator/work/life.c */

#define run foo();}main(){foo();
#define life int bad;
#define choice 2
#define genesis void foo
#define random(freewill) rand()%freewill

genesis()
{
      life

      if (bad=random(choice)) goto HELL;
HELL: run
}

/* Kinda explains a lot, doesn't it?

                                     \,,/,
                                        '  Rob

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