WARN users of caffeine pills, codeine-based headache remedies

[Barry Shein]

I was sort of hassled by Canadian customs going into Canada last
year. The guy asked me what was in my bags (a garment bag and
a leather shoulder bag), I said clothing, toiletries, some books...
(I flew in.)

He took me into a private side room and proceeded to search my
bags.

Me: Everything ok? What's the problem?
Him: Where are the *BOOKS*?
Me: Right there, the two science fiction paperbacks in the shoulder bag...
Him: oh, ok, you can go, enjoy your stay.

(who the hell knows, I've heard all the theories about porno etc,
seems silly to me, "where are the *BOOKS*"...)

	-Barry Shein, Boston University