Texas Humor? From recent issue of _UNIX TODAY_ - offensive to Anyone named "Billy-Bob" (rot 13)

[Dustin Christmann]

In article <1990Aug21.150309.7181 at decatl.dec.com> hoyt at laura.alf.dec.com (Kurt Hoyt) writes:
>In article <1254 at icus.ICUS.COM>, lenny at icus.ICUS.COM (Lenny Tropiano) writes:
>
>>    Texas.  Now there's a state....Guys named 
>>    "Billy-Bob" chugalugging Coors and shooting at squirrels with shotguns 
>>    from less than a foot away ("Look, Maw!  It's already hamburger!"). Texas.
>> 
>I would have thought that Texans named "Billy-Bob" would be chugalugging
>Lone Star instead of Coors....

A _real_ Texan speaks out:

1. It's "Billy Bob," not "Billy-Bob."

2. We drink Shiner Bock, the best beer brewed in America, not Lone Star or 
   Coors.

BTW, it's been my general impression that the ones who drink Lone Star are the
transient Yankees and Aggies.

Just thought y'all'd like to know.


Thanx,
Dustin Christmann

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