Texas Humor? From recent issue of _UNIX TODAY_ - offensive to Anyone named "Billy-Bob" (rot 13)

[Lenny Tropiano]

Va gur erprag vffhr bs _HAVK GBQNL_ zntnmvar, Zvgpu Jntare'f negvpyr,
"JVA N JRRXRAQ VA HGNU" fnvq [rkprecgf vapyhqrq bayl...]

   Gur HFRAVK Nffbpvngvba nccneragyl ybirf vgf zrzoref fb zhpu gung vg
   vf tbvat gb fraq gjb bs gurz gb Hgnu.

   Serr.

   [...]
   Gur pbagrfg vf pnyyrq "Jrveqavk," naq vg qrsvrf HFRAVK zrzoref gb
   "svaq gur orfg arj naq grpuavpnyyl yrtny vagrecergngvba bs gur CBFVK
   fgnaqneq juvpu arireguryrff ivbyngrf gur vaghvgvir vagrag bs gur CBFVK
   fgnaqneq."

   [...]
   Gur jvaare jvyy or naabhaprq ng gur Jvagre HFRAVK zrrgvat va Qnyynf, 
   Wna 21-25.

   Grknf.  Abj gurer'f n fgngr.  Uhzvqvgl fb guvpx gurer va gur fhzzre lbh
   arrq n fphon gnax whfg gb jnyx nebhaq.  Ohtf fb ovt gurl unir gb or
   ertvfgrerq jvgu gur fgngr Qrcnegzrag bs Zbgbe Iruvpyrf.  Thlf anzrq 
   "Ovyyl-Obo" puhtnyhttvat Pbbef naq fubbgvat ng fdhveeryf jvgu fubgthaf 
   sebz yrff guna n sbbg njnl ("Ybbx, Znj!  Vg'f nyernql unzohetre!"). Grknf.

[V thrff Grknf vfa'g gung onq!!  Guerr bs zl sevraqf nyernql yvir gurer, naq V
 ybbxvat gb zbir gurer zlfrys!!] :-)

-Y.
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