Texas Humor? From recent issue of _UNIX TODAY_ - offensive to Anyone named "Billy-Bob" (rot 13)

[Paul Chamberlain]

In article <1990Aug21.150309.7181 at decatl.dec.com> hoyt at laura.alf.dec.com (Kurt Hoyt) writes:
>In article <1254 at icus.ICUS.COM>, lenny at icus.ICUS.COM (Lenny Tropiano) writes:
>
>>    Texas.  Now there's a state....Guys named 
>>    "Billy-Bob" chugalugging Coors and shooting at squirrels with shotguns 
>>    from less than a foot away ("Look, Maw!  It's already hamburger!"). Texas.
>> 
>I would have thought that Texans named "Billy-Bob" would be chugalugging
>Lone Star instead of Coors....

The only people that drink Lone Star are those that live outside of Texas.

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