How do you tell a wizard?

[Marc San Soucie]

So I'm sitting in section 38 of the Fenway Park bleachers watching Roger
Clemens mow down Milwaukee Brewers in 90 degree heat in a losing 4-2 cause
when from all around me there begins a hubbub which swells to a loud and
raucous antiphonal shouting - one crowd of drunken bleacha-bums bellowing
at another, "Vee-Eye!", "Veye!", "Vee-Eye!", "Veye!". The shouting turned
to yelling, the yelling to hurling of beer-cups, the hurling to throwing
of punches, and in due time the whole unsoundly lot of them were dragged
from the stands by the Fenway bleacher bouncers, who have little patience
for this sort of thing...

    Marc San Soucie
    Massachusetts
    mds at wang.wang.com