"bozo" program script (in C)

[James 'Kibo' Parry]

In article <14483 at bfmny0.UUCP> tneff at bfmny0.UUCP (Tom Neff) writes:
>                                                    However when I
>installed bozo, it caused my garage door to open and close rapidly and
>repeatedly when the Mrs. activated it on return from an afternoon
>shopping trip.  The door swung up and down, again and again, with great
>force, leaving several large dents in the hood of our Sentra.  

Your garage door is a bozo, then.

>Does anyone have a diff(3C) patch for bozo.c that addresses this
>problem?

Too late -- it's just been rewritten in 80386 assembly language, or maybe APL,
I forget which.  There's also a version for K, the KiboSystem language,
which is exactly one instruction long (K has some neat bozo-detection
features.)


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