HELP ME!!!

[Load Average Police]

Originally I was amused.  Then I grew weary.  Now I'm *PISSED*.  I've seen
this same message in at least three separate newsgroups over the past week
or so.  And today, it's appeared in two more newsgroups (so far).

Some suggestions:

1. Everybody send an envelope with a blank piece of paper in it to:
   Jay-Jay's College Fund
   PO Box 5631
   Lincoln, NE 68505

   If we all do this, it will flood the post office in Lincoln, hopefully
   pissing off the postal authorities.  If we each put a blank piece of
   paper in the envelope, this clown will have to open every envelope in
   case there really is money in it.

2. Put JJ at cup.portal.com in your global KILL file (if you use rn or some
   other newsreader).

3. Follups directed to alt.flame.

-wilkes
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