How do you tell a wizard?

[Doug Gwyn]

In article <21153 at adm.BRL.MIL> Kemp at DOCKMASTER.NCSC.MIL writes:
>Doug Gwyn writes:
> > Examples:
> > [...]
> >     Need guaranteed real-time response for certain processes.
>Gee Doug, how do you do that one, other than running under Masscomp's
>Real-Time Unix or using a slave processor with something like VRTX or
>VX/Works?

I told you it was a wizard question!

Actually, when John Quarterman and I worked for Geotronics (something
he may not admit to!), we had to solve exactly this problem.
Fortunately we were UNIX wizards, or something close.