How do you tell a wizard?

[Mark Moraes]

gordon at prls.UUCP (Gordon Vickers) writes (from an old Paul Chisholm
posting to net.jokes, if I remember right):  

> GURU:
> 	...
> - uses adb on the kernel while system is loaded

Since it is now common practice for manufacturers to NOT ship adb with
their systems ("dbx does everything you need to, honest." Ha!), this
definition may need some revision :-)